Sleepless in Sillypore?

10 practical jokes you can pull off at 4 a.m.

Before you start, have the following ready:

1. An unlisted home telephone number.
2. A copy of Saturday's classified ads.
3. A pre-paid SIM card.
4. Another accomplice to enjoy the moment together.

Here we go:

1. Call a friend, see previous post.
2. Check the properties/cars classified. Look for those that entertain calls 24 hours. Call them and enquire about that property/car that is advertised.
3. Call the 24 hrs electrician. Tell him your house had a short circuit and ask him to come immediately. Give your neighbour's address and your pre-paid SIM card number.
4. Find two flats with lots of shoes outside. Take all the left sided shoe from each house and exchange them.
5. When your neighbour's newspaper is delievered, exchange it with a copy of last week's paper of the same day.
6. With all the lights off in your house, drop many marbles/nails. Quickly clear up and stay real quiet, in case your neighbour come aknocking.
7. Between intervals of 20 minutes, order the cheapest item from the fast food delivery. Warn the operater that the order should arrive under 45 minutes, else order is cancelled. Repeat 3 times. See if your food arrives 20 minutes apart.
8. Look in the classified ads, find as many pager number as you can. Page each of them and leave another salesman handphone number from the classified. Do it twice and leave two different call back numbers.
9. Arrange all the shoes from all your neighbours' flat, all the way down the stairs. (see photo)
10. Help your neighbours re-arrange their plants in a straight row along the corridor.

If you have completed all of the above, send me an email at 4 a.m. to claim your prize!

Ps: Some of the acts may be illegal. Follow at your own risks. As they say in the army: you can do anything, just dont get caught.



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