Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Slimming Miracle

I dont understand. You want something but you dont want to work for it???

A girlfriend wants to lose weight (but she is not fat!) and she chanced upon an advertisement claiming you can lose weight just by drinking their fruit juice. No need to diet or exercise. She was very keen to try!

I told her the latest craze is to carry a piece of magical paper in your pocket and you can lose 2 - 5 kg a week. The longer you carry it on you, the more effective it is! Her eyes brighten up immediately. She wants me to buy it for her.

Women? Logic? They dont seem to get along.

Ps: the magical weight-loss paper is now in production. Special promotion to all my readers. $188 for an unlimited lifetime supply. Send your cheques to No. 2 Suitcase Road, Sillypore. Hurry! Limited time offer!


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7 Sightings:

Blogger kukukucinta said...

haha..girls are nvr satisfy with their bodies!

but it'd be very nice if there's such a product around. i dun hafta worry about gaining weight after eating so much!

6:48 AM  
Blogger Shelly said...

I have no comments regarding your friend's desperate needs to slim down. I just hope she didn't lose too much brains in her previous attempts.

Sorry if I sound really nasty. *wink*

1:07 PM  
Blogger Jade Falcon Elite said...

Agree la!! Women and Logic dun go hand in hand!! Hahahaa..... funny bro!!

2:05 PM  
Blogger aspiringwife said...

true enough shelly. What a desperate attempt to lose weight. LOL. magic paper. Ghost. U do made me laugh! haha

2:53 PM  
Blogger .......... said...

when comes to trying out slimming products, gals are definitely more guts than guys.. hahahah

5:35 PM  
Blogger FANNY said...

Girls, the more I try to figure them out, the clever they become.

This is not the penis talking.

6:11 PM  
Blogger Kurakat said...

tats wat make gals lovable, right? =) talking abt slimming reminds me of an endearing fren who has successfully slimmed down but yet has little confidence in herself. maybe u can manufacture another set of magic paper for confidence building. =)

12:35 AM  

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