Miss me?

I am down with a fever........ hope its not that D type!

If you dont hear from me by Monday, than I may be dead.

Farewell my friends!

Eye of Brahma also known as Black Orlov

The rare black diamond was once the eye of an idol of the Hindu god Brahma at a shrine near Pondicherry in India.

It was stolen by a monk two centuries ago, and is said to have a curse on it.

Since than, three of its owners have apparently killed themselves, said media reports in Britian, where it is on public display for the first time.

When it was discovered in India in the early 1800s, it weighed 195 carats.

In 1932, soon after buying it, diamond dealer JW Paris jumped to his death from one of New York's tallest buildings.

And 15 years later, a pair of Russian princesses, Nadia Vyegin-Orlov and Leonila Galitsine-Bariatinsky, both leapt to their deaths within a month of each other.

In an attempt to break the curse, the diamond was re-cut into three stones.

The 67.5 carat stone known today as the Black Orlov is set in a 108-diamond brooch suspended from a 124-diamond necklace. (summarized from The New Paper, 24 Sept 2005)

Coloured diamonds are very rare, only one in 10 000. Black diamonds get their colour from the presence of tiny mineral traces, mainly the iron-oxide minerals magnetite and haematite.

Read about another cursed diamond, Hope Diamond.

Bullshit? Paranormal? You decide!


Ps: I am getting a lot of feedback on my post on Dollies Gone Wild, I will write/reply again when I have time. Silver, maybe you can help me email the article out? But please include a link to this blog, will you? Thanks a million!




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Have you heard about FireAngel?

A new star is born in the M'sia blogshpere:

Check out FireAngel !

More about FireAngel!

Horrible weekend

A real bad weekend. Lost a lot of $$$ on soccer bets. (I have never won a bet involving Man Utd since the start of EPL, jinx or what?)



















Than I thought, what the hell? Since lost so much, what is another few hundred? So bought this phone:










But the free bluetooth ear piece cant work. Really down on my luck! So decided to book my ticket to HK before they run out. Finally, confirmed my flight.
















Now, I have problem finding a good hotel. Any recomendations? About S$120/night, in Kowloon. I will spend 2 nights in HK and move on to China. I am so excited!!!


Ps: At last, petrol prices have gone down 3 cents per litres (when crude oil prices went down almost US$9). But, they raised it 9 cents the last time round (when crude oil went up US$5). I think I should sell petrol, its real profitable to milk all the suckers who have no alternatives.



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Dollies Gone Wild

After visiting their site, I wanted to voice my observations for weeks but couldnt find the time. At last, today is the day.

Before I begin, I applaud their creativity in creating such an entertaining blog. However, I am disturbed by their intentions. Below are my personal observations:

'be better able to gain the respect of men and show them that we are not as naive and be easily trifled with'
Lets see..... you call yourselves webwhore. Nice name! It grabs attention. But if your intention is 'an educational blog with a dose of humour', I dont think its a suitable name. Even more so if you are advocating equal treatment between the genders. Why degrade yourself when you are asking for respect?

'we have yet to meet a guy who proposes to chat about interests and hobbies'
You sure? Every guy is chatting about his interests and hobbies. Its just that he has a great interest in sex and making love is his hobby. Have you tried telling them no dirty chat? Ask and you will be given, seek and you will find.

'most girls who are on IRC are girls who seek attention and have low self-esteem'
Really? You must be talking about yourselves too. At the moment, you are getting lots of attention and I believe it gives you a high. Your egos must be bursting soon!

'If any of you need anyone to talk to regarding a problem, you can email us! We will reply as quick as possible.'
I never know university students are so free. You can balance school work, blogging, entrapments, chatting on IRC (which u did for an hour today, sort of a fans club meeting, I suppose.) and dating? Surely something is not right. Are you doing badly in school and need somewhere to prove your self-worth? Or your boyfriend is looking for sex online leaving you with too much free time? On giving advice, a word of advice: An untrained counsellor can do more harm than good!

'its the guys who initiate sex'
I will love to see the day when girls start initiating sex. Miss Whores, we live in a real world. Guys treat sex as an activity, girls see it as part of love.

'Its human nature for people to be ignorant when it comes to warnings. People rather experience it than heed advice'
Its all part of growing up, isnt it? Since you pointed out that its human nature, than I dont see how you can make a difference.

'Isnt it a little gross to sleep with your own friends?'
Oh! So you mean its ok to sleep with strangers? Than we either pick them up from a pub, else a CHATROOM. In that case, I dont know what your stand is.

Enough said.


Ps: I detest perverts (older man) preying on little girls! But, today, teenage girls (above 16) are no angels themselves. They are daring and is often a consenting partner.



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Rainy day

You know its a wet day when you step out the house and see this:




Ps: 'Love thy neighbour', irregardless the colour of their skin.

Internet Addiction




7 signs that you are an Internet Addict

1. Offline is the last word you use before sleeping and online is the first word when you wake up.

2. You own an updated blog.

3. You play sports like Fifa 05, Need for speed, WOW II.

4. You use your 2 megal pixel camera phone at least 3 times a day snapping pictures for your blog.

5. You go shopping on the net.

6. You call your friend using skype.

7. You look forward to my next entry on this blog.


Ps: haha! Another lame entry I wrote straight out of bed. I have bookmarked this site, and I think I will need it soon!




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Tunguska Event Mystery

At 7.15 am, 30 June 1908, a large fireball shot past the sky like lightning and exploded above the Tunguska River in Siberia (Russia).

The immediate impact was felt 70 km away. Moments later, seismic tremors were recorded about 900 km away. The tremors travelled around the earth twice! The explosion scorched and levelled, in a butterfly shape, 2000 sq km of Siberian forest. (about 3 times the size of Singapore) For several weeks, the night sky was exceptionally bright throughout Europe and Western Siberia.

Due to internal conflicts and a lack of resources, the first expedition reached the site only in 1930. It was led by Professor Leonid Kulik.

There were many theories trying to explain the event: alien spaceship crashed? Nuclear explosion? Meteorite? Testing of a new military weapon?

The most logical explanation was that a medium sized meteorite exploded in mid air. Scientists believe the meteorite was reduced to dust and dispersed high into the atmosphere. This dust was carried around the globe. The help to explain 2 facts: firstly, why there was no crater at the site. Secondly, the strange glow in the night sky was caused by the dust reflecting sunlight.

Subsequent expedition found particles of dust which scientific tests found a close match with similar dust collected in Antarctica.

Read more about it.

BeXafraid!


Ps: this is scary man! What if the meteorite hit our city tomorrow? Are you prepared to die?



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A lame joke

Dialing 67773777.......

Operator: Hello? Can I take your order please?

Customer: Yes, one burger, one drink and a desert.

Operator: That will be $8.50, delivery in 45 minutes.

Customer: Oh, no discount huh? I am a long time friend of your boss.

Operator: Which boss?

Customer: Ronald Macdonalds, of course!

Operator: Ya, right! And you are?

Customer: I am Colonel Chicken!

Operator: ..............

Ps: funny or not? 100% original. Just wanna show you how lame or corny I am..... hahaha.

And a food for thought:

Nature of man: They love to post malicious comments irresponsibly, just like they love to fuck around but dont want the responsibility.




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Seditious - The new rage

Blog readers, beware!

Irresponsible comments will get your nowhere, but maybe a trip to the Courts (not the furniture showroom, mind you) and a stint in Changi prison.

In Malaysia, someone left seditious comments on petertan.com and he went to the police. Read the report from New Straits Times.

Read what Jeffooi has to say.



Ps: how come Peter didnt report about XX while he was at the police? Maybe, XX blog does not warrant his attention. Or he could be XX fans??? Oh, I know! Must be because of the different jurisdiction. Remember? The Malaysian traffic police couldnt come over to arrest those speed demons.



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Life of a Sillypore Complain King/Queen

At age 5,

C.King: Mummy! Jie Jie (sister) stole the sweets from the fridge.

At age 12,

C.Queen: Teacher! Ah Seng copied during the maths test.

At age 19,

C.King: Sir! Ah Beng didnt clean his rifle. He went eat snakes.

In adulthood,

C.King: Hello? I think last night I saw dirty things. While driving, I saw some ghostly white elephants staring at me across BuangCock MRT. Can you send someone to check?

C.Queen: Hello, police? I want to lodge a report against 2 racist blogs. By the way, I think our female celebrity blogger XX also wrote something seditious, but its ok cos I love her!


Ps: Complain King/Queen, give me a break! PLEASE!



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Show time!













Sex education for you! (Rated: PG, some sexual content)
I found this on 5xmom blog.
















Scary movie! (Rated: PG, some violent content)


Ps: long and boring day, slept whole day. Not enough sleep, 2 late nights of Champions League soccer.




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Parking offence

WARNING:





















I Told you so!
























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Whats in a name?

Philadelphia Bunnyface, Faithful Cock (I wish I had this name!), Susan Booze or Elizabeth Disco.

Can you believe these are names of real people? Yes, they are.

I like this one: Nicholas Bone and Priscilla Skin got hitched.

Read the full article from Abcnews.

Sillypore Update 13 Sept.

Employment growth in first half of 2005 highest in 4.5 years

According to the Labour Market Report, we have more jobs created and lower unemployment rates than last year.

I guess the good times are coming back. Sillypore has been stagnant for a long time. However, the prospects in the next 5 years is real rosy! The gahmen (government) is going to remake the island, making it more vibrant. It will give our tourism industry a much needed shot in the arm.

I hate to say this but we have one of the most efficient gahmen in the world. We are almost corruption free, a garden city, good economics policies, have leaders with great foresight, low crime rate. Well, the list goes on.........


Ps: lets have a break and leave the bashing to another day.

Two bloggers charged under Sedition Act over racist remarks

Just as you thought you can get away with irresponsible speech, you are warned.

The law has spoken. Beware!

The hardest hit will be the opposition party. They thought they had a new platform to air their views but the gahmen had the hole covered, as usual.

Kill the chicken to warn the monkey.


Ps: maybe they should have charged our celebrity blogger, Xiaxue. She had the words 'Malay F**kers' in one of her entries and nearly started a war between us and our friendly neighbours. This will surely put the message across to the blogging community.



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Why I can never be a soccer commentator on TV?

10 comments I will make during a match:

1. Wah, Kelong (being bribed) arh??

2. He starts his run at the defense but he forgot to take the ball along.

3. Shoot...... shoooot..... Shoot! Shit, he dreaming or what?

4. (After referee, disallows goal) The ref bet on small (number of goals) tonight, I am dead!

5. He keeps tripping over, wobbly legs, must have one shag too many last night.

6. Damn the coach! Why XXX (player's name) didnt start the match? What's he thinking? Sack the coach!!!

7. What a bobo (elephant) shooter? Open goal also cannot score! I also can do it, ask him go and sleep!

8. Aiyo, the way they play, creativity zero, shooting also zero!

9. Wing, wing! You idiot! Can go down the wing or not? The centre is already very crowded.

10. I already KNEW they will win! Should have placed more bets.


Ps: After reading, you know I am a good soccer analyst, right? So any soccer club wanna sign me??? Hope I do not have to use any of these tonight on Bolton. Star bet: Bolton -1/2 ball.



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Missing you

Fz, I miss you! Fang

I didnt manage to resist the temptation and went to check out her friendster account. Hmmm.... she looks thinner but from her bright smile, I know she is getting on fine. I guess we all got to get on with our life, with or without the person we miss.

The wounds are old but the pain is still intense. Time will never heal my wounds, it will just let me get used to the pain.

I cannot forget the places we frequented, the food she loved. Her favourite songs and movies are played over and over again on lonely nights.

Unrequited love is beautiful? Yes. The memories never fail to bring a smile to my face, but it is always followed by the pain. From the bottom of my heart, I sincerely wish her well.

Fz, you are my princess, yesterday, today and forever!

I love you!


Ps: sorry if it bores you. This post is written without edits, I just let it flows, it may be messy. Just want to document my feelings immediately.


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The Realistic vs The idealistic

Differences between the 2 type of people:

The Realistic vs The idealistic

1. Party hard vs Pray hard
2. Get drunk vs Always sober
3. Enjoy sex vs Idolise sex
4. Have wet dreams vs Have Visions
5. Love dogs vs Love God
6. Die cock standing vs Die a virgin

I am 95% realistic 5% others. How about you?

I welcome all readers from the Realistic world cos my views may not go down well with the Idealistic.


Ps: its another friday! See you at Devils tonight!!!

Replies to comments

Kucinta: I am using a wired network so cant be my network card. I prefer using wires to wireless, its faster.

Crystallime: Sad to say I am Starhub's one big customer. 3 mobile phone lines, 1 land line, broadband service and cable TV, all still under contract. But so far, I think Starhub is fine.

Crystallime: I agree that natural justice seems random. But I will like to believe that its not no retribution but its just not the right time yet. (It makes me feel better)

Mr. Wong (or can I call you Eldwin?): Welcome to my blog. I have spent the past hour or so reading your entries, to have a better idea about you. Well, if you read mine carefully (if its not too much trouble), you will better understand what I meant by '....... never allow you to hurt me!' FYI, I am not isolated to the outside world. I hang out, get drunk, high and party hard too. But my philsophy is everyone else can die except me and my family. Get it?
Maybe you are right, 'birds of the same feather flock together', 8 of the non virgins are my friends. And (I suspect) the other 2 virgins are your friends. No worries, I am not offended in anyway. I just love a good debate. (another piece of nugget for you, I am an ex-counsellor (qualified) and volunteer in 2 leading youth organizations)
In response to your 'sex before marriage brings you a whole set of emotional and marriage problems', to a certain extent, I agree. If both are virgins on wedding night, there will be no expectations so both can be satisfied easily. I always think that the laksa stall near my house was the best till I tried 328 Katong laksa. (get the point???)
To your next feedback on capital punishment. Yes, I understand the underlying philosophy in legal systems. I agree there should be punishment (if you read my blog, you know I really do) for criminals but capital punishment is not a punishment, its killing! I have an entry on my arguments on this topic to justify and substantiate my claims, see my classics on the sidebar.

Ps: Netgear has got back to me and agreed on a one to one exchange. Till than, I believe case closed! Thanks for all your concern n suggestions.




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My Netgear Router is cranky

My router has been acting strange since 3 days back. It will drop my connection after 2 to 3 hours. I have to on and off the router and my connection will be back (I am using Maxonline). I have a home network and this is bad! Anyone can help?? I am using Netgear WGT624 v2.

Netgear technical helpline is 8001301252. I got in touch with them 3 times yesterday, nothing they advised helped. They say, Netgear will replace my 3 months old router.

I am suppose to call 6512 9250. I did and was referred to call 6233 6810.

The first call at 12 15 pm today, they said the tech guy was out for lunch. They took my number and said would return my call. They promised to when I make them swear!

The second call I made was at 2 30 pm. A sweet voice asked me to call the first number 6512 9250. I told her I did and was referred to her. She took my number and again promised to get the right person to call me, I made her swear too! (should have gotten her handphone nos.)

An hour has passed, I am still waiting.......... (to be continued)


Ps: a promise broken is a debt unpaid!

Pre-Marital Sex

I support pre-marital sex. (sex before marriage with someone you really love, not fuck around)

Catholics are going to get me for this. Pardon me, I know the Bible says this and that. But hey, times have changed. Maybe, just maybe, we should have a new edition to match the expectation of modern times. This is blasphemous! I shall stop here.

Sex is 50% of relationship, the other half consist of love and responsibility. If you cant satisfy your partner in bed, the chances of him/her straying will be high. Sex is no longer a tool for procreation, its recreation!

What if you only discover the sexual incompatibility after marriage? Without a happy sex life, you will be heading to add count to our high divorce rate. (By the way, I prefer cohabitation before marriage too.)

Most arguments against pre-marital sex revolves around STD (sexually transmitted disease), unwanted pregnancy and keeping the best for your other half.

Man, by nature, are polygamous animals, anyhow they will still sleep around. And more women are doing the same. To keep STD or unwanted pregnancy in check, there are prevention methods. What we really need is a good public education programme! Sex education from young??

Sad but true, 8 out of 10 girls I know lose their virginity before age 21. (the other 2 have never had a boyfriend) Why fight a losing battle by advocating chaste before marriage? If you cant beat them, join them and play by their rules.

My suggestion, do it the Sillypore way: Raise the legal age of sexual consent to 18, throw those who flout the rules into prison.


Ps: forbidden fruits taste the best!



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Paranormal Directory

I have organized my articles on the Unknown, Mysteries and Paranormal in a directory to make reference easier.

Hope you like it!!!

The Petrol Cartel in Sillypore

When oil prices went up to US$70.85, about 8 days back, all the petrol companies raised their pump prices by 9 cents.

Today crude oil prices have eased to US$65.47, a drop of 7.5%. WHEN? Are we going to see pump prices adjustments?

Please do not conveniently increase pump prices when crude oil prices move up and keep quiet when prices go down. We are not fools!

Many years back, the gahmen (read: government), implemented the 3/4 tank rule so to make it not viable for drivers to top up petrol in M'sia. The reason given was 'to protect our infant petrol industry'. Well, years have passed and they have grown to become the Petrol Mafia.

So Mr. Gahmen, how???

I got lots to say but I scared. I shall write in codes:

$*&^*(*(&*(&(&*& F%^K!!! ^*()(&*%$%#^&&*%^&*((()

$*&(&*)(()^ &%**(&( !!!!!! *(&()&%????

F**K bVb!!!

Phew! Now I feel so much better.

Ps: cannot afford to pump petrol than dont drive! Complain so much for what? Take our world class transport system. Thank you Mr. Gahmen, I hear you!

Retribution

Retribution: punishment imposed for purposes of repayment or revenge for the wrong committed.

I know of a friend, many years back, who hated cats. He would go around catching these lovely feline and slaughtering them in his kitchen. After chopping them up, he would store them in his freezer.

It is so disgusting and cruel. I think he is mentally disturbed.

One day, while chasing a cat across a road, he was knocked down by a car. He died on the spot.

Justice served?

I have hurt a girl who loved me dearly for many years, by leaving her for someone I believed to be my 'true love'. However, my 'true love' dumped me after eight months. Of course, I was devastated!

Justice served?

Yes, I believe in retribution.

Take my advice: Do no evil but a good deed a day. You will be a happier person. Not only that, your life will be smooth-sailing.


Ps: by sentencing a murderer or criminal to death is NOT retribution.



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Nature of Man

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Finally .........................

He married the one with the biggest boobs.

Man are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than On Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

If you don't ask five friends to see this right away, there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.


Ps: received this in the email from a new Thai friend, Best. Hi Best, nice knowing you.


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Singapore (Xiaxue) Vs Malaysia (5xmom, simontalks, shaolin tiger)

You want to know about what has happened? Follow those links and read it yourself.

Here is my Top Ten List too:

Top 6 things I like about Malaysia.

1. Cheap. Cheap. Cheap! Everything also cheap, if you know where to look.

2. Ecstasy. Ecstasy. Ecstasy! Party till you drop, 12 hours a day!

3. Eat. Eat. Eat! Lots of good hawker food by the streets.

4. Picture. Picture. Picture! Welcome to Genting Highlands!

5. Sun. Water. Beach. A'farmosa, Sunway Lagoon, Mines Resort, Redang Island, Tioman, the list goes on.........

6. Women drivers. Some of the best female drivers I know come from M'sia.

Top 4 things I hate about Malaysia.

1. Traffic in KL during rush hours.

2. Crime rate. During the last 3 years, I have been car jacked 2 times, met a road bully countless times and robbed.

3. Coffee money. Actually good and bad for me.

4. Slow service. Remembered once I went to a restaurant in Ipoh. We ordered 5 drinks. Guess how many trips the waitress made to serve our drinks? 6 trips. First, brought 3 bottles of drinks. Next, trip returned with another 2 bottles. Than 3 glasses. 2 glasses on a return trip. Next came a pail of ice. Finally, came the bottle cap opener. This is classic man!!!


Ps If you noticed, I like the country more than I hate it.


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Project Superstar is over. Feeling lost? Withdrawal syndrome?

Fret not! Here comes another Superstar!

Ladies and gentlemen, lets put our hands together and welcome Mr. Rawker!



Ps: Some people just dont get it, do they?



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Food for thought:

The meaning of FAMILY:

Father And Mother I Love You!

Have a good weekend!


Ps: Damn England. Stop scoring after 1 goal and Wales played like they are leading. Wales, wheres your pride?

Sorry, having mental block. Dont know what to write. Also have been very busy these few days, trying to broker a deal that will pay for my one month trip to China in November!

And starting soon is Wales vs England..........

Will be right back.

Hang on folks!!!


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Final Episode: Project Superstar Grand Finals

Congrats to Kelvin Tan for winning!

What I have learnt from watching Project Superstar Grand Finals:

1. You dont need talent to win a talent quest.

2. Sillypore is a democratic society, everyone (including the handicapped) is given an equal opportunity. (some more equal than others though)

3. Sympathy is a powerful weapon.

4. We need controveries. China Super Female Voice (my translation) has a winner who can pass off as my brother. American Idol contestant slept with a judge. And we have a visually handicapped winner for Project Superstar.

And finally,

5. Money rules!!!


Ps: We have a Project Superstar concert coming up. Be sure to grab your tickets! How can they stop milking you cash cows?

Blonde Joke

Saw this in The New Paper, just wanna share it with you. Personally, I find it hilarious!

To: Boss
From: Blondie
Re: Changing Calendars from Y2K

I hope that I havent misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me.

At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year.

The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:
Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk

I've changed the days of the week to:
Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak

We are now Y to K compliant.

Have a nice dak!!!

xxxxxxxx

Ps: Project Superstar Grand Finals result Kelvin Tan Wei Lian has WON!!!

To the overworked, underpaid teachers:

Happy Teachers' Day!

Its a day like today (for all the 'thank you' cards, flowers, small gifts) which you will feel all your hardwork has been rewarded and worthwhile.

A big 'Thank You' to all the great teachers (Bendemeer Primary, Gan Eng Seng School & Pre U centre) who have in one way or another shaped my life.


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